Funny Mother’s Day captions
- Greetings to the woman who gave up wine for nine months, just for me.
- Mom, forgive me for not taking the chicken out of the freezer. I get it now.
- You’re not a regular mom, you’re a great mom!
- Nothing is really lost until your mom can find it.
- Thank you for giving me life. And thank you for not taking it back to my teenage years.
- Mom, I forgive you for replacing me with cats.
- I love that we don’t have to say out loud that I am your favorite child.
- My Mother’s Day gift apologizes for being 12-17 years old. I’m sorry, I was horrible.
- Love you loads, Mom! Speaking of … can you do laundry?
- Mothers are a gift to humanity. End of story.
- Mom, you are definitely one of my favorite parents.
- Sometimes when I open my mouth, my mother comes out.
- I still can’t put a fitted sheet together, but you did a good job.
- Thank you for always loving me, even through all my awkward phases.
- In an unexpected turn of events, my mom was right. About everything.
- Everything I learned about being cool, I learned from my mom.
- Mom, you were right about everything. That’s where I said it!
- She wore mom jeans until she was cool.
Cute Mother’s Day captions
- Life doesn’t come with leadership – it comes with a mother.
- Mom is the best teacher, the cheapest therapist and the best friend.
- When people tell me I’m turning into a mom, I take it as a compliment.
- There aren’t enough flowers in the world to show you how much you mean to me.
- Mothers hold their children’s hands for a while, but their hearts are forever.
- Mother: a title just above queen.
- Not always face to face, but always heart to heart.
- I love my mom to the moon and back.
- Mom’s job is never done, but today you deserve a break.
- Who needs a superhero when I have you as a mom?
- Thank you for telling me about the glass ceiling and then showing me how to swing the hammer properly.
- Behind every great woman is an even better mom.
- Home is where mom is.
- Stay calm and call your mom.
- Lorelai is my Rory.
- No matter how old she is, sometimes a girl just needs her mom.
- Mothers are like buttons, they hold everything together!
Quotes for Mother’s Day
- “Being a mother isn’t easy. If it were, fathers would do it.” -Golden Girls
- “When you look into your mother’s eyes, you know it is the purest love you can find on this earth.” -Mitch Albom
- “A mother’s hands are more comforting than anyone else’s.” -Princess Diana
- “Everything I am or hope to be, I owe to my angelic mother.” -Abraham Lincoln
- “Where you lead, I will follow.” -Carol King
- “I love you a thousand yellow daisies.” -Gilmore Girls
- “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want some advice? ” It’s a simple formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” -Erma Bombeck
- “Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember that you are the only person who knows what her heart sounds like on the inside.” Rachel Wolchin
- “A mother’s love is the fuel that allows a normal person to do the impossible.” -Marion S. Garretti
- “A mother is a person who, seeing that there are only four slices of pie for five people, immediately declares that she never cared for pie.” -Tenneva Jordan
- “The best place to cry is in your mother’s arms.” – Jodi Picoult
Mother’s Day captions for stepmothers
- Motherhood requires love, not DNA.
- First, you ended my father’s life. Then you added more love to mine.
- You didn’t give me the gift of life, but life gave me the gift with you.
- Thank you for always “stepping up.”
- You are not a backup mom – you are an added blessing.
- We may not be connected by blood, but we are connected by love.
- Not a “step,” just a family.
- This is not a Cinderella story.
- Of all the evil stepmoms in the world, I’m glad I got you. 😉